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Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What surrounds the world, yet dwells within a thimble?
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it. Five in the middle is seen. First of all figures, the first of all letters. Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring before you the name of an eminent king.
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?