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What has two legs but cannot walk?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
What language does a billboard speak?