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What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see. I'm neat and tidy as can be.
What is the smallest bridge in the world?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?