Answer:
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
Doing this with your job can be risky but doing it with smoking is always a good idea
The more you look at it, The less you see.
I am partially baked. I am not completely lit. I am a portion of the moon. I am lesser than full wit. I am a divider of the hour. I am not a total lie. I am a sibling through one parent.
What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?