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How far can a man hike into the forest?
4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?