Answer:
I am slim and tall many find me desirable and appealing they touch me and I give a false good feeling once I shine in splendor but only once and then no more for many I am to die for.
I invade your home once a yearโฆbut only if youโve been good.
Better touch me before you proceed to second.
I cause involuntary movements in your vehicle
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?