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I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
I am gold and can be black and white I'm a symbol for a nation when freedom took flight.
I am a piece of paper that takes most people 3 or 4 years to get. What am I?
I go in hard, come out soft. Blow me hard and I'll make a pop. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?