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I have three feet but I cannot walk. What am I?
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
I am a daily ritual involving using a metal tool on the body
The more it dries the wetter it gets. What is it?
There is one in a minute two in a moment and none in a thousand years. What is it?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?