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John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
What's a place you have left but didn't enter?
What must be in the oven yet can not be baked? Grows in the heat yet shuns the light of day? What sinks in water but rises with air? Looks like skin but is fine as hair?
I'm white, I'm round, but not always around. Sometimes you see me, sometimes you don't.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?