Answer:
What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
What gets wetter as it dries?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?