Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Why is 1 + 1 , 3?
It's held in the hand when going out.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
Why was the cook arrested?
Funny
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?