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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Brings the sky a lot closer.
The negative hero in each story
Slang for the male half in a marriage.
I'm often served as a "rack of ..." I'm often smoked or grilled, with bones in, and slathered in BBQ sauce.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?