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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.
What is the only question you can't answer yes to?
First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Logic
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
What am I?