Answer:
What animal has feet on the head?
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.
What grows up while growing down?
I love bananas and swing from tree to tree. What am I?
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?