Answer:
This is a dead giveaway
Tomorrow's yesterday. Yesterday's tomorrow. What is it?
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
A red house is made out of red bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. What is a green house made out of?
Hot tempered and sometimes it blows its top, making a mess of everything.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?