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I go around in circles, but always straight ahead. Never complain, no matter where I am led.
This is rectangular, hollow and has a lid, and where youโll find it you might wonder, it is just six feet under. What is it?
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
What is it that given one, youโll have either two or none?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonโt rot!
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.