Answer:
What has green hair, a round red head and a long thin white beard?
This is a pear-shaped fruit with a rough leathery skin, smooth oily edible flesh, and a large pit in the center. It is most used in guacamole dip
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
It nukes food at the touch of a button.
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads them, The mouth tastes them.
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.