Answer:
What goes up but never comes down?
I am merry creature in pleasant time of year as in but certain seasons I sing that you can hear; And yet I'm made a by-word A very perfect mock; Compared to foolish persons And silliest of all folk.
I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. I am not built by objects but built by minds.
What is put on a table cut but never eaten?
My first is in riddle but not in little. My second is in think but not in brink. My third is in thyme but not in time. My fourth is in mother but not in brother. My last is in time but no t in climb.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?