Answer:
What has thousands of ribs and two backbones?
It can be used onstage or to express admiration. What is it?
You can tumble in it, Roll in it, Burn it, Animals eat it, Used to cover floors, Still used beyond stall doors. Freshens whatever it is placed on, Absorbs whatever is poured into it. What is it?
Some keep it in a dumpster while others keep it in their trunk.
Ambitious people will climb the social version of this contraption.
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?