Answer:
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, for my face is yellow, my hair is white and my body is green. What am I?
Deposit red liquid in me.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
The faster you run the harder it is to catch me
I suck.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?