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A man went to a place on thursday on his horse, he came back 3 days later on thursday how is this possible?
Don't do this in the shallow end.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What is it?
I have a face, yet no senses. But I don't really care, because time is of the essence.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?