Answer:
I'm a ring of sliced onion dipped in batter and then deep fried.
What gives life and love, and is there till they die? What can hide you and find you, heal you and feed you but should never give up on you?
A king wears one on his head.
What is seen in the middle of march and april?
Sends paper without using the post office.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?