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How does Moses make coffee?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What do you call a group of butchers?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?