Answer:
What's black and white and red all over?
Mother and Father have children but their not you brother or sister
Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?