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What kind of dog has no tail?
Why was the cook arrested?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?