Answer:
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
A weighty currency.
Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?