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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
What's full of holes but still holds water?
I can wake you up in the morning but I require no electricity or winding. What am I?
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here.
I am quick when I'm thin. I am slow when I'm fat. Wind is my worst nightmare. What am I?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?