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What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
What's black and white and red all over?
What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?