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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals. And hides at night?
Talks like this, a green wise man does. Guess my clue, you will.
In the evening I'm long, in the morning I'm small; When seen in a ballroom, I'm nothing at all.
A morbidly-named body of water
I can only be played on a windy day
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Food
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Kids
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What am I?