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People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
I am the greatest teacher out of them all, but alas in the end I kill my pupils.
I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes. I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole.
If you're stealing honey, be prepared to receive vengeance in this form.
What gets bigger the more you take away?