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A blue man lives in the blue house. A red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
What comes one time in today, three times in tomorrow and never in the future?
What is often on the ground getting stepped on by others, but you don’t have to wash it because it never get dirty, in fact you couldn’t wash it even if you tried?
What comes in many varieties and can't be seen or touched, but it often makes you move?
My second is performed by my first, and it is thought a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?