Answer:
Men in skirts blow into these.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
A squiggly line tells you when you've done it wrong
What is broken if you say its name?
I am not alive, though I never die, to no one I've ever told a lie, today I can be god's warrior, and serve him with no horror, but tomorrow I might be devil's knight, for I am what ends the light.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?