Answer:
I have a gown but I'm not a priest; I have a crown but I'm not a king.
What bone has a sense of humor?
I am there when you sit, but gone when you stand. What am I?
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I hang on a stick. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.