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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
I am black when I am clean and white when I am dirty?
What goes through a door but never goes in. And never comes out?
It is destruction made out of thin air, You hear it howl and give a prayer, Through barns and houses it will tear. It is a deadly funnel, Of violent and twisting air.
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?