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Why was the math teacher late to work?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
If it’s information you seek, come and see me. If it’s pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?