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When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?