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What kind of table has no legs?
Don't do this in the shallow end.
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
What breaks on the water but never on the land?
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-Βlegged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?