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Tear one off and scratch my head what was red is black instead. What is it?
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
I wear a red robe with staff in hand and a stone in my throat.
I run around the streets all day. Under the bed or by the door I sit at night never alone. my tongue hangs out waiting to be fed during the day.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?