Answer:
what has two hands but no feet
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
It's held in the hand when going out.
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
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