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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
It describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by.
how many seconds are in a year?
Why was the belt arrested?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?