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how many letters are there in the alphabet
I love to dance and twist and prance. I shake my tail, as away I sail. Wingless I fly into the sky.
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go, I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.
Why was the cook arrested?