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What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
Above all things have I been placed Thus have I, a man disgraced. I describe sunlight or lock But after all, I'm just a rock
What kind of table has no legs?
I am the greatest teacher out of them all, but alas in the end I kill my pupils.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?