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You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
I'm a god. I'm a planet. I measure heat.
What two things can always see what the other sees, but can never see each other?
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?