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When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
I'm not man's best friend, I'm their enemy, I can mark your end, yet you do not see me, I am very small, but very tough, If you have me, then you have it rough.
What is the heart of many risks, has a heart, but is not a living being?
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?