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Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops.
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see. I'm neat and tidy as can be.
High born, my touch is gentle. Purest white is my lace. Silence is my kingdom. Green is the color of my death.
A certain wizard resided in a city made from this gemstone.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?