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George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
Why are televisions attracted to people?
Who always enjoys poor health?
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?