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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.
In what room a ghost cannot enter?
What suits do lawyers wear?
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.
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What am I?