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What did the faucet say to the shower?
What can you catch but not throw?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why was the broom late?
According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?