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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has two butts and kills people?
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
What language does a billboard speak?
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What am I?