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What do call a dinosaur without gold?
When is a car not a car?
What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?