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I'm an old relative who's hand's can't hold anything and eyes canβt see anything
I'm a word that is not even strange. What am I?
I stand up tall and am made of steel With baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colors red white and blue but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see Though to some I am a monstrosity!
You hear me speak, for I have a hard tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have not a lung. What am I?
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?