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What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
I am a man but I swing from place to place and walk upside down just like a critter. Who am I?
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Its fleece is warm and wooly white. And when you lie awake at night, count it and you'll fall asleep. What is it?
What is born long, dies short, and spends its life leaving a trail?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?